Me: She said "oh, i would never do that" and I thought "would you fuck yourself? I am sure you would, right?!"
A weird fart noise starts...
Katie: Hey it was not me.
Me: Oh, if the hat fits...
Katie: You mean the shoe?!
To Andrea about a "inside joke"
Me: Cool! That´s gonna be our internal joke!
When Katie crosses the street on a red light:
Me screaming: You crazy bitch, you´re gonna kill us!
When talking about being rude...
Me: Christian, let´s say you´re a jew, and I tell you "Jesus is the man!!!" ....you just dont do it you know.
Then Christian goes with a huge explanation of his religious views.
Oh boy.
Complaining about having to take the long metro back home...
Me: Dude, if the rape is inevitable, just relax and have an orgasm.
Telling Danny about how I hate picky and girly girls:
Me: I hate girls that complain about double dipping. Why? I just asked once to a girl that was bitching on it " do you do blowjobs???"
Danny: I can completely relate double dipping to blowjobs, Ana. wow.
Katie: you crazy brazilians need to realize that it is an INSIDE joke and not an internal joke and that the phrase is "if the shoe fits, wear it." not a hat. and that phrases that involve rape and enjoyment are not acceptable.
and although you didnt ask for my opinion, I´m going to give it to you.
Lesson to be learned: Never call Christian a jew and then say¨"jesus is the man."
:)
Crazy people.
About picture: "Katie, if you had gone to the cultural meeting, you would have known that!"
Katie "Fuck you!"
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